Isn’t it such a shame that everyday has the ability to keep us away from each other? I mean, personally I think you should just work harder and cut all your frivolous expenses, even needs, so that you can provide for Me, or even come spend some time with Me…. but…. if you are just an overall underachiever, I have one final way of making your dreams come true.
Purchase any of these items and you will find your growing addiction becoming stronger. If you are really lucky, and I find your begging satisfactory, I’ll even let you purchase an assignment from Me so you can begin your training.
Careful! Becoming addicted to Me and My scent is not for the faint of heart. I am a powerful being and have been known to overload systems and crush humans with merely the point of My heels.